29 11 / 2016

fassyanon:
“I think the new standard apology needs to be unfuck you instead of I’m sorry.
”

fassyanon:

I think the new standard apology needs to be unfuck you instead of I’m sorry.

(Source: merlotmother, via bahookies)

24 11 / 2016

influencingpotatoes:
“Why does my AP psych textbook sound like a fuckinf Tumblr shit post
”

influencingpotatoes:

Why does my AP psych textbook sound like a fuckinf Tumblr shit post

(Source: gaycarlos)

20 11 / 2016

magnacarterholygrail:

margotkim:

I can’t believe in the year of our lord 2k16 and today I stood in an actual Blockbuster in the state of Alaska

officially a museum

(Source: andhumanslovedstories, via may)

20 11 / 2016

ymmish:

Arin and Dan were talking about reenacting Top That and i’m just,, ,,,

(via fyeahgamegrumps)

20 11 / 2016

k009:
“I have chickens named Sonic, Tails, and Not-Tails. They don’t have good motor skills.
”

k009:

I have chickens named Sonic, Tails, and Not-Tails. They don’t have good motor skills.

(via k009)

04 11 / 2016

lauradonnelly:

Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps take the podium together one last time after winning their fourth consecutive gold medal in the Men’s 4x200M Freestyle Relay with Conor Dwyer and Townley Haas in the 2016 Summer Olympic Games held in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

(via may)

04 11 / 2016

elliottwith2ts:
“People often say, “Elliott,” and I go, “Yeah?” and they go, “How do you do it?” and I say, “Do what?” And they say, “It.” And I say, “Like, what I do?” And they say, “Yeah.” And I say, “Life is about balance. It’s about finding...

elliottwith2ts:

People often say, “Elliott,” and I go, “Yeah?” and they go, “How do you do it?” and I say, “Do what?” And they say, “It.” And I say, “Like, what I do?” And they say, “Yeah.” And I say, “Life is about balance. It’s about finding happiness in the little things. It’s about making sure your outward world matches your inward. It’s about reaching for the stars, and lassoing the moon, and saying, ‘Hi, moon, Elliott here,’ except you wouldn’t say ‘Elliott.’ You’d use your own name. If your name is ‘Elliott,’ then you can use ‘Elliott’ but you have to understand that that’s still then referring to you and not me, you know? And most importantly, I think it’s important to iron the same thong you wear every day. That’s where a lotta people mess up. They switch out their thongs. They alternate them too much. They say, ‘I’ll wear this thong on this day, but I’ll wear this other thong tomorrow.’ No. That’s where you’re going thwrong. See, I know that this thong isn’t specifically designed for me. For starters, it’s spelled incorrectly. I also get that it’s a piece of promotional material from the film, Dirty 30, from Grace Helbig, Hannah Hart, and Mamrie Hart. I get that I took it from Lee Newton, who was in the film, and I understand that it is in no way a reference to me, because at the end of the day, like Watsky says, I’m already saved. Because I have balance. Still, I wear this every day. Any time you see me, I’m wearing this thong. And is it made of a high-quality fabric? Gonna have to say it’s not. Gonna have to tell you right here and now that it’s not at all a high-quality thong. It’s a mid-level thong in terms of comfort and a low-level thong in terms of support, if you catch my draft. But it brings me luck, and it calms me down, and it keeps me focused.” And they say, “Cool.“

01 11 / 2016

  • 1: *makes an accurate claim about something Trump said or did*
  • 2: *leans toward mic*
  • 3: hoe don't do it
  • 2: wrong
  • 3: oh my god

25 10 / 2016

elliottwith2ts:

Thanks to @stevezaragoza for this experience. Oh man. So great.

16 10 / 2016

(Source: onlytwitterpics, via may)

16 10 / 2016

(Source: kindleln)

13 10 / 2016